content · Aug 9, 2026
0/100 Sparse
Fewer than 1% of 1,391 multi-step funnels we have measured scored lower.
Measured by Roentgen 1.20.1 on 2026-08-09. A capture is read once and its measurements freeze there, so the stamp says which ruleset read this one.
Coverage is detection coverage, not a verdict — it counts the conversion tactics we could prove are present, out of the 5 that apply to a content funnel. Per device: desktop 0 · mobile 0.
Walk 11 links on the entry page, 9 walkable. 2 matched a funnel step; we captured 3 pages in all, this one included.
see their whole funnel without clicking through it. scored step by step
measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinionthe entry page’s own title, headline, buttons and prices — quoted, never paraphrased
measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinionData — Office Blues
Office Blues data: the Daily Misery Pulse, salary data for 823 US occupations, and a burnout index for 50 metros. Public data, citable, no speculation.
RECEIPTS, NOT VIBES
applicable tactics we checked for and did not see on any step we reached
measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinionAbsence is a measurement, not a recommendation: we do not know why a tactic is missing, whether it belongs here, or whether adding it would change anything. Where a walk stopped early, a tactic living deeper would also read as not detected.
contrast, mobile, typography, accessibility, weight — each with what would fix it
measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinion3 of 11 measured checks need work1 could not be measured — not counted either way
82% of measurable text passes WCAG AA. 4+ runs fail.
worst: “OFFICE” at 3.32:1 (21px, #ff2d2d on #f5f2ec). needs 4.5:1
FixRaise text/background contrast to ≥4.5:1 (≥3:1 for large text), especially on CTAs and body copy.
Smallest body text is 12px (base ~14px). below the ~16px readable floor.
FixKeep body copy ≥15-16px; reserve sub-13px for fine print only.
8 of 14 interactive targets are under 44×44px on mobile.
smallest: “DATA” at 42×40px
FixGive tappable controls a ≥44×44px hit area. the touch minimum.
12 paragraphs run past ~95 characters per line.
FixCap measure at ~60-75ch for comfortable reading.
type:3 images are shipped at more than 2x the width shown.
FixServe responsive sizes (srcset/sizes) matching the rendered width.
weight:No autocomplete attributes across 5 fields. browsers cannot autofill.
FixAdd autocomplete="email"/"tel"/"name" to identity fields.
forms:At least 0.0 MB across 10 measurable resources, but 20 cross-origin resources did not expose a size. The true weight cannot be determined from the page.
weight:Mobile viewport · Language declared · Image alt text · Render-blocking resources · Inline validation
palette by on-page usage · type rendered live
measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinionBody copy in their text role, on a surface card.
Body copy set at their measured paragraph size. This is how their product reads to a first-time visitor. same family, same scale, same weight.
layers we ran on this funnel that came back empty
measuredextracted directly from the live page. a fact, not an opinionSections — structural bands identified on this funnel, cropped from its own capture
Elements — the atomic pieces — price anchors, ratings, guarantees — with their verbatim on-page text
What we found — conversion tactics we could prove are present, with the on-page text that evidences each
Playbook match — which funnel play this page runs — measured, evidence-quoted
We ran these passes on the pages we captured and found nothing to show. That is a measurement of this funnel, not a recommendation — and it is a different statement from a layer we never ran, which does not appear here at all.
